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Jonathan Alspaugh

@myepicgarden

Hey there, I'm looking for remote work. I'm clever, versatile, adaptable, and a problem solver.

United States
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What I'm looking for

Money. Of course. and I would even set some preferences aside to make it.

That said, it would be nice if the boss was a decent person, it would be nice if the team was drama free and focused on the goals. It would be nice to have some benefits. It would be nice to have mildly flexible work hours with a focus on goals reached rather than time spend.

I have been out of the regular job market for a lot of years now but it’s time to hop back in for a while to fund various projects I’m working on.

I currently take odd jobs and sell stuff online in order to support my family while building my dreams. However in order to build and reach goals faster. I need to secure additional income.

I’m adaptable and usually learn pretty quick. I’ve worked in marketing, hospitality, retail, customer service, restaurant, EMS, Fire rescue, driving, tourism, landscaping, and gardening. I also worked as a flight attendant for 3 years during which time I traveled a good amount, eventually quitting to go on wild adventures that lasted too long for just a leave of absence.

I’ve considered getting into consulting as I’m usually able to spot where money is leaking or things are inefficient.

I can turn chaos into order.

I’m motivated. I can handle slow tedious work. I’ve spent the last several years listening to a wide variety of sales, marketing, psychology and business talks to the tune of at least 4 hours per day at 2x speed. Often it’s more than just 4 hours. I enjoy learning while I’m doing monotonous work.

I don’t get bored. I love spending time in nature. I’ve built a few food forests and I’m slowly building another one.

I adjust patterns for long term results.

I’m decent at fixing random stuff.

I’m working on a lot of side projects at the moment and need to ensure i have plenty of time for that. I could afford 4 to 8 hours a day to work for money. I would prefer to work only 4 hours a day but would do up to 8 if needed.

Saturdays off.

Sundays mostly off but could do a Sunday shift on occasion.

I’m pretty flexible otherwise but my wife would prefer I was done with my work day at 6:30 pm. If that’s at all a deal breaker we can work something out.

I could start within a day or few

Experience

Work history, roles, and key accomplishments

ST

barista

May 2010 - Aug 2013 (3 years 3 months)

First off I'm a little fuzzy on when i started and ended this job. I'd got this job to reacclimate to society after a wild adventure that lasted over 6 months. It was fun and interesting. I enjoyed it and got a lot of used coffee grounds for my garden :) I eventually quit due to a move if I remember right

Allegiant Air logoAA

Flight attendant

Mar 2007 - Apr 2010 (3 years 1 month)

I got this job for the flight benefits and went from full time to part time after about 6 months in order to accommodate my traveling habit. I'm a little fuzzy on the start and stop dates so take these dates as a rough guess. I served people during the flight, handled security when needed, and did safety briefings etc. Was fun but quit to go on bigger adventures

City of Palm Bay logoCB

Firefighter

City of Palm Bay

Mar 2006 - Dec 2006 (9 months)

Dates may be a little off for this one also. Worked there roughly 6 months and had to quit due to an injury from a car accident I was in. During my time there I was required to work out, maintain gear, complete regular training, clean, respond to emergencies. Responded to car accidents, medical, and fire emergencies.

Education

Degrees, certifications, and relevant coursework

HO

Home

Highschool , the usual this an that

1987 - 2002

Grade: 12

Activities and societies: Martial arts, sports days, duel enrollment at the local community collage, cooking, computer, animal care

Graduated top of my class. Was homeschooled k-12. Did some third party testing to confirm grades. Duel enrolled at local community college from age of 16.
Did sports days with other homeschoolers, did martial arts, kayaking, canoeing, animal care, 4H, and more.
I think I graduated in 2002 but it's been a long time.

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Software and tools used professionally

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